Have you ever?

Have you ever...

Spent 10 minutes debating the differences between the letter "r", the letter "i" and the number "1"?

Searched a book endlessly, page by page, for capital letter "B"?

Re-read the same page of a book 4 times, followed in each case by the response, "How come?" And to which you didn't have any real answer?

Known someone who finds it hilarious that a cat named "Snuggles" accidentally falls into a swimming pool in her bedtime story book?

Or someone who doesn't necessarily read yet but has had certain books read to her so many times that she can say the words on every page as if she's reading?

Or read the same 2 books every night for a month in a row?

I have.

THINGS PEOPLE ONCE SAID

"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for." ~Unknown
"Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter." ~Joseph Addison
"There's something like a line of gold thread running through a man's words when he talks to his daughter, and gradually over the years it gets to be long enough for you to pick up in your hands and weave into a cloth that feels like love itself." ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994
"Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again." ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968
"There are three stages of a man’s life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." ~Unknown
"A father carries pictures where his money used to be." ~Unknown
"Disobedience is the infant’s first step toward autonomy." ~Lewis Mumford

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